Reporter: Hey. Hey you....
Guest: Who, me?
Reporter: Yeah, you... come here. I have to ask you some questions. Get over here.
Guest: Yes, what would you like to know?
Reporter: What's your name?
Reporter: Really? Gary? I hate that name. Hey... where are you from?
Reporter: Are you married?
Reporter: What's your wife's name?
Guest: I said I'm NOT married.
Reporter: Oh. Are you here on vacation?
Reporter: Where are you from?
Guest: As I said, I'm from Shreveport.
Reporter: Shreveport. . . that's where they have the Jazz Festival.
Guest: No, that's New Orleans. I'm from Shreveport.
Reporter: Is your wife from New Orleans?
Guest: Shreveport, ... and no, I'm not married.
Reporter: Don't blame me. So, what have you seen so far in Baton Rouge?
Guest: So far I've seen the State Capitol and the Governor's Mansion.
Reporter: I think the State Capitol is stupid. It's a big waste of money. It's just like this giant candy box, so it's supposed to be totally awesome or something. AS IF. You should see the Governor's Mansion instead.
Guest: Well, as I said, I HAVE seen the Governor's Mansion.
Reporter: Cool. Are you going to see Mount Rushmore?
Guest: Well, I might some day, but Mount Rushmore isn't in Louisiana.
Reporter: Whatever. Okay, I'm done, you can go.
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